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I struggled to breathe as the boulders that pinned me to the ground slowly crushed my chest. I told my friends that we shouldn't explore the cave. I said it looked too dangerous, that we should just cut through the woods, but I was outvoted.

Asteroid Wiped Out Dinosaurs - CONFIRMED! All Apps are Apple's - The iPhone developer license agreement. YouTube Closes Down - YouTube ends for the night. Exit Sign War - The international war over the EXIT sign. Geek Test - A rather extensive (and somewhat dated) geek test. JMS Superman - Yes, that's true, J. Michael Straczynski is taking over writing duties for the Superman comic. Pain Reducer - Ripping off a bandage fast has been scientif... [read more]

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

WASHINGTON—Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions of dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words unsure of what to do next.

News In Photos

When tablet computers first reared their heads in the '90s, they were quickly written off as low-powered machines that were kind of neat, but not...

DALLAS—During last Wednesday's game against the Phoenix Suns, Mavericks center Dirk Nowitzki reportedly told teammates that he "needed a sec" after a possession featuring quick-paced perimeter passing made him nauseous.

2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, GERMANY—Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the entire human race since the year 8449...

Since 2008, the number of people who don't believe in global warming has doubled to 16 percent. What do you think?

Iron Man 2 Trailer - A new trailer for Iron Man 2. Looking forward to this one. Sealed Game Collecting - Preserving our heritage. The Modern Pocket - The history of the pocket from the BBC. DRM FTW - Don't you just love DRM? Me neither. Mr. Burns - Mr. Burns from The Simpsons brought to life. Creepy. Fun with Math - .999... = 1 What Do You Suggest? - Type a word and see what Google suggests for you.

On Sunday night, Star Trek won an Oscar for Best Makeup. What you may not have known is the franchise has won 11 other Academy Awards. And the awards went to...

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

It's not real...

WASHINGTON, DC—Though officials are vague about what year NOW was founded, they do say a women's organization is only as old as it feels.

ATLANTA—A study of the effects of antidepressants on sleep patterns was derailed this week when the experiment's out-of-control...

KANSAS CITY, MO—Oh man, sources confirmed that it looks as though Paul Martinelli, that irritating guy from sales, is going to give you an entire breakdown of the differences between IndyCar and NASCAR...

A study of American teens shows that one in five has unhealthy cholesterol levels. What do you think?

CLEARWATER, KS—"Cramps are a natural part of your new monthly visitor," a sentence halfway down the first page read, one of roughly a half dozen upbeat mentions of menstruation-related discomfort that greeted Vanessa McMillan as she reached her amazing milestone.

Browser Showdown - Tom's Hardware tests 5 major browsers.Goodnight Forest Moon - The children's classic goes Star Wars. Twitter the Criterion Collection - Live version of Tweets and nothing but the Tweets. Popular Science - Popular Science has put their entire archives online just for you. Gollum Cake - I don't find that cake too appetizing, but it is very cool looking. Sony Lost Its Way - The decline of Sony. Older Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs are ... [read more]

Such good deals, how can I decide?

Which gadget is warming up your wallet and getting your geek juices flowing?

Don't worry about a thing when cooking with Teflon...

Things are going from bad to worse...

Time for another round of BBelievers, and some stories from people like me who can't seem to buy the right gadgets...